Oh gentle reader, you have no idea how much I want one of these. Receptacle of refreshing beverage. Dispenser of Emacs wisdom.

Christmas is coming.

I wonder if I can convince family members to read my blog.
No one’s going to get this hint.

Update: I forced my wife to read my blog. She points out that it is both sad and telling that all I want for Christmas is an Emacs mug.

I’m going to bar her IP.