Who says spam can’t be fun?
10. think over your agregate size
9. Enormous device is your treasure
8. Improbable effect on your phallus!
7. Your measurement of success is by the INCH.
6. I carry a bazooka in my pants, walking around.
5. Your little soldier will grow up to a big love general!
4. inches in your pants will make you the world’s 8th wonder to women.
3. Why be a tiny cocktail sausage, when you can be a mighty wiener.
2. Behind every great man lies a huge secret in his pants.
And the number one spam subject tag line that has actually caused me to pause and seriously consider penis enlargement…
1. Be the master of the universe, with a huge broadsword in your pants?
You know, I’ve thought over my agregate size and.. sure, why not? By the Power of Greyskull!