Genuine? Green? Actually, I’m pretty sure it stands for
GOOD GOD! THE TOILET IS GROTESQUELY GUSHING GALLONS!
Yes, while I’m for saving the planet and all, I think that the makers of planet-friendly, biogegradable, flushable gDiapers should have a large warning on the box: May cause toilet to explode at 3am.
Granted, it’s my fault for not reading the instructions. But then again, I’m a guy. A guy with a baby. Like I’m going to read diaper instructions. If not a warning, the gDiaper people should at least be guy-conscious/guy-friendly and include a picture on the box indicating that the included swizzle stick is for helping the diaper break apart in water; not for ramming vast quantities of diaper down the nether regions of the toilet.
A simple drawing of an angry diaper-prodding guy with a big slash through it would suffice.